[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Pussy cat! Come here!
Hey!
Help!
Don't worry!
His spells never last long. [CLANK!]
[THUD]
Who are these guys? This is a great fight!
Yeah! You never fought them?
They come out every day at 4:00 on the dot.
[TWINKLE!]
I guess that's because I meet Lady Rainicorn
every day at 4:00 on the dot.
Oh, shoot! I'm late!
You should stay, man.
At 5:00 every day, I chop both their heads off,
and they grow them back for the next day.
Aw, man, that sounds awesome!
I do want to stay and fight those guys,
but I also want to hang out with my girlfriend.
Boo!
[SIGHS] I should probably go.
I'll see ya later, buddy.
Bye.
Hyah!
[LAUGHS] [GRUNTING]
[SWORDS CLASHING]
Oh!
[PANTING]
Sorry! Sorry I'm late.
Finn and I were fighting this shark and science cat,
and I lost track of time.
Anyway, I'm here now, Milady,
and I have brought to you half an orange.
Ooh! [SLURPING]
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
[TWINKLE!]
Nice!
Now make that green!
[TWINKLE!]
Ha ha ha! Yeah, that's good.
[YAWNS]
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
Sleep?!
But we were supposed to play viola together!
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
[SIGHS] Yeah.
Sorry again for coming so late.
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
[SIGHS] Good night.
Hi, Jake.
Oh, hey, Shelby.
Why you looking so down in the dumps?
[SIGHS]
No response, huh? Guess you're good.
JAKE: I'm, fed up, Shelby! - Hmm?
Whenever I hang out with Lady Rainicorn,
I miss out on fun times with Finn.
And then when I hang out with Finn,
I'm missing out on Lady Rainicorn!
Oh!
Hey, Jake, why don't you just hang out with both of them
at the same time?
And then I won't miss anythlng!
Shelby!
My problems are solved.
Ah, isn't this great?
This is totally great, isn't it? - Yeah.
Isn't it?
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
What? What did she say?
She said she also thinks it's great.
Oh.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Hey, did you know that you both
have an awesome sense of humor?
- We do? - Yeah. Anybody have a joke?
Oh, I have a joke!
Ha ha! Okay, okay.
Knock knock. - Who's there?
She said, "who's there?"
- Diarrhea. - [SPEAKING KOREAN]
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
[SLURPS]
Did she say, "diarrhea who?"
Uh, no.
No, she didn't say, "diarrhea who?"
She didn't... say it.
Lady, how about you tell a joke?
Oh.
[SPEAKING KOREAN] [GASPS]
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
[LAUGHS]
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
What's the joke?
Uh, well, the joke doesn't translate very well.
[SIGHS] Man, I-l might leave.
Is it okay if I leave?
I kind of want to go fight something.
No! Don't leave.
If there was only some way
you two could talk to each other directly.
Oh, dude! I just remembered!
There's a universal translator device
at the bottom of Lake Szelezon!
The lake guarded by evil Lake Knights?
Yeah, I can't remember why I threw it in there.
Let's all go and get it!
Whoa, Jake! You're inviting Rainicorn?
No offense, but isn't she a little too sweet
for deadly adventure?
Trust me, Finn, she's the Rowdy Queen.
She can do anything.
Hmm.
All right. Trust pound.
[THUD]
[WHOOSH!]
[CHEERING]
[SPARKLE!]
Underwater camouflage.
[SPLASH!]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah!
All right! [LAUGHS] Yeah!
Lady, you are incredible!
You should adventure with us all the time!
Heh, heh, heh.
All according to plan.
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
Uh, what?
Here's the translator.
Let's see here.
Voice options are...
Old man...
Nerdy alien...
or nightmare?
Try sayin' something, toots.
[CROAKING]
[ELDERLY MALE VOICE] Then, I ate all the peaches in the orchard.
And that farmer was so angry.
[LAUGHS] I like this voice.
[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[LAUGHS]
[ELDERLY MALE VOICE] And that's the end of my story.
[SIGHS]
Well, at least with old man option, we can understand him.
I mean, her! I mean you, sugar.
Hop on my back, and I'll give you both a ride home.
[LAUGHS]
Whatever you say, grandpa. Rah!
Come on, my darling.
Wrap your legs around me.
[SIGHS]
I remember why I drowned that translator now.
Hey, grandpa, how are you able to fly
if you don't have wings?
Well, light travels from the sun,
then bounces off of our planet and back into our eyes
so we can perceive color.
Whoa!
My body can intercept that light and dance around on it.
Baby, it's a little rocky in the back seat, here.
[LAUGHS] Shmow!
That forest wizard is giving away free power rings!
Do you want to try getting some, Finn?
Yeahs!
Lady-y-y!
Finn!
Lady!
[WHOOSH!]
[RUSTLE!]
Lady? Finn?
Y'all around here? Dang it!
FINN: Whoa! Check it out!
Oh, did you see that? [GIGGLING]
This is, like, the funnest thing ever!
[CRASH!] There you are!
Where were you guys?
Wait a minute -- you didn't fly down with us?
I thought you were behind us this whole time.
No! I fell off your tail end.
I was shouting your name!
Oh, honey pot, we probably
couldn't hear you because of the cloud density.
Jake! Check out these power rings!
[TWINKLE! CRACKLE!]
Whoa. That's cool. You got 10 of them?
Yeah! Lady got some, too.
Oh, that's cool.
Uh, you want one of mine?
I've got so many.
Yeah! Thanks, man!
Oh, wait.
I can't take them off.
I guess they're cursed. Still pretty cool, though.
Yeah, they're awesome.
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
FINN: [LAUGHS]
Whoa! [LAUGHS]
All right, this time,
I'm gonna destroy you, Rainicorn!
Okay. That sounds nice.
Oh, I got the sword!
Hey, Lady, you want to go play music together or something?
Uh, oh, uh...
I-I would, but, uh, I'm in the middle of this game.
Oh.
Hey, Finn, after this next game,
do you want to go adventurin' with me?
Lady and I are going to a party
in the Cloud Kingdom tonight.
You should go to that with us.
Hmph! Hmph! Hmph! Hmph!
[SIGHING DRAMATICALLY]
Jake, stop sighing! You're messing up my game!
[GROANS]
Jake! What's going on with you?!
[GROANS] Nothing!
[GAME BEEPS]
Aw, dang it!
Man, Lady, you're too good at this.
Hey, it's time to party with clouds!
Jake, you coming? - No.
Dude, I thought you wanted to spend more time...
with me and Lady together. - I do!
- Then come on. - No, you go ahead,
and you have fun with my girlfriend!
Uh...
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
...we're gonna head to the party,
but you should meet us there and stop acting weird.
- [BOTH LAUGH] - [SIGHS]
[SIGHS]
They should be back by now.
[DIALING]
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
Hello? Cloud Kingdom.
Uh, yes. Hello.
Um, I'm looking for Finn the human and Lady Rainicorn.
Whoo-hoo!
Hello? Can you hear me?
Hello!
Yeah. They left a while ago.
A while ago?!
[CRASH!] [PANTING]
What the?!
[SCREECH!]
[LAUGHING] [TWINKLE!]
[BOTH LAUGH] Yeah, now make that orange.
And make that purple.
[LAUGHS]
[GASPS]
Wow, Lady, hanging out with you is the best.
LAD Y RAINICORN: I like you, too, Finn.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
My girlfriend in the arms of my best pal.
Well, two can play at that game, sweet cheeks.
Let's see... "Doug, Todd, Jerry, Dennis,
Reggie, Peter, George, Larry, Luke, David, Benton,
Mike R., Mike H., Mike A.,
Gareth, Jennings, Mr. lnternational,
Mr. Outrageous, Captain Majesty,
the Flying Lettuce Brothers,
Pete the Punk."
[GASPS]
Tiffany!
Perfect!
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
[BOTH LAUGH]
Man, I wish Jake was here having fun with us.
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
Hey, where's that music coming from?
Yeah, yeah, louder.
[VOLUME INCREASES]
[GASPS]
Jake, what are you doing?
Oh, hey, guys.
I'm just sharing a tender moment
with my beautiful friend, Tiffany.
Stop! You're making Lady jealous.
Well, I'm trying to make you both jealous.
Why would I be jealous of Tiffany?
Because Tiffany's a boy!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Jake's my best friend now -- forever.
[GASPS]
[GROWLS]
Yah!
Homewrecker!
Jake, what's going on with you?
Oh, I guess I'm jealous
of how much you and Finn like each other.
I'm hanging out with Finn
because you wanted us to get to know each other better.
I know. Ugh!
Get out of my life, Tiffany, and never come back!
Oof! No! Jake will be mine!
I'm sorry I'm an idiot, baby. Forgive me?
Oh, sweet potato, I love you because you're an idiot.
You make me feel like a genius.
[BOTH LAUGH]
You make me feel like I'm hugging an old man.
It's time to get rid of this piece of crud.
[ZAP!] Aah!
[CHUCKLES]
[SPEAKS KOREAN]
Yeah, way better.
Beat it, Tiffany!
Go on -- get.
You'll never defeat me!
I will be Jake's best friend because I'm Tiffany!
Aaaaaah!
I'm sorry I was an idiot. You forgive me?
Shut up, man. I don't want to hear that stuff.
Let me get in there.
Let's never be stupid again.
Wait.
Let's always be stupid -- forever.
Amen.
SQUID: You guys sure you want another round of squid ink?
[GIGGLES]
BOTH: Ahh!
[ALL SHOUTING, GRUNTING]
[GRUNTS] - Ha ha!
[STRAINS]
You're not too bad for a human boy.
Not too bad? I'm better than that.
Huh?
[SOBBING]
Rrrr-yah!
Jake, do you hear that?
What'd you say? Wha! Whoa!
I think someone's crying.
- Rah! Ha ha! - Stop! This is serious!
I gotta go find out where that crying is coming from.
Get back here, you chicken!
[JEERING]
What did you call me?
You can't just walk away from a roughhouse!
Hey! Listen up, you cold-hearted marauders.
Somebody's out there crying for help,
and I'm not gonna ignore that.
Oh, here it comes.
Lay it down, Finn!
A long time ago, when I was a baby,
I went boom-boom on a leaf.
Boom! Boom!
Then I fell backwards and sat In my own boom-boom.
I crled for a day...
[SOBBING]
...but no one came to help me.
That day, I vowed to help anyone In need,
no matter how small thelr problem.
And that's why I need to go.
- Whoo! - Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about.
- Yeah! - Way to go, Finn.
He still cries when he poops.
Thanks for being cool, guys. Wait up, Finn!
[SOBBING]
It's coming from up there.
Someone must be caught in that avalanche.
Let's get it on.
[SOBBING CONTINUES]
So... who's crying?
I am.
Whoa! Aww. What's wrong, fella?
You crying boulders?
Yes.
I am sad, having been forced to watch
roughhousing men for centuries.
Oh! I see.
You're feeling left out, and you want to roughhouse, too!
Well, I'll take you on, tough guy.
Come on, back me up, Jake.
Yeah, do it, Finn! Hit him with a boulder.
And then hit him with another rock.
Please! No roughhousing.
It m-makes me...
so... sad!
What? Why?
Because they're so rough on each other.
But a smooth, well-controlled roughhouse
bolsters your guts and, uh...
rejuvenates the muscle.
No! It's raunchy and maddening.
All those men and their disgusting fantastic bodies.
Whoa. This guy's got problems.
[GASPS]
[SOBBING]
Look, Mommy.
Honey, don't look. That kid's got problems.
[SOBBING CONTINUES]
I'll help you, Mountain. - Whoa! What?!
I'll stop those roughhousers from being rough.
Really? You'd do that for me?
Yes, sir. My name's Finn...
and I'm gonna help you out.
But, Finn, we're not gonna
shut down the roughhouse for real, are we?
No way, but there's got to be some kind of solution.
I'll figure this out, Mountain Man, yep.
[ALL SHOUTING, GRUNTING]
Hey, you guys. - Ah, Finn.
Ready to get destroyed?!
N-No. [CHUCKLES]
Uh, wait. Um...
actually, can you guys s-stop being so rough?
ALL: What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you talking about, Finn?
Could you... just tone down the roughhousing a-a little?
- What? - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, it's all right, fellas.
Finn, I'm sure this "tone down the roughhousing" thing
has something to do with your boom-boom,
and I can respect that.
But how can we possibly make roughhousing less rough?!
[MOUSE SQUEAKS, DUCK QUACKS]
[GASPS]
I think I have a perfect idea.
This will soften your punches for smooth knockouts,
like punching a dream.
Quack! Quack!
[SQUEAK! SQUEAK!]
Ha ha!
Meow! Meow!
Ha ha! Pigs on my knees!
[SQUEAL! SQUEAL!]
- That's like math. Yeah. - Mathematical.
[ALL CHEERING]
What do you think? Fixed all your problems, right?
No! That was terrible.
Now the men are just punching animals.
It's worse than before,
and it's in no way a good solution.
- I'm sorry. - Well, you should be.
It's not fair to those animals and it's not fair to me.
I might just start to cry again, you know?
[SOBBING]
- Oh, man. - Come on, Jake.
I gotta give this another shot.
Finn, this guy seems like a real nutjob.
You know what I mean?
You don't want to get sucked into this guy's hang-ups.
Yes, I do, Jake.
That's what I vowed -- to help anyone in need,
no matter how small their problem.
[BOOM! BOOM!]
At least I have to try, brother.
JAKE: So be it, brother.
[ALL SHOUTING, GRUNTING]
Hey, guys, I'm back.
[ANIMALS BLEAT, SCREECH, GRUNT AND CAW]
Hey, guys. Guys?
[GROWLS]
[CLEARS THROAT]
Men, men, please stop for a second.
Aah!
Men! Boys? Please? I-l have more to ask of you.
[SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!]
Bros? My bros? Brother?
What? Did you just pet me?
I'll pet you. Pet, pet.
Hey!
Pet, pet.
Hey, this is great!
Hey, did you just pet me?
- Yeah! I did! - Well, I'm petting you back.
W-Whoa.
W-What the...
this is awesome!
[BOTH LAUGH]
All right! This could be it.
[GRUNTING]
[PAT! PAT!]
[PAT! PAT! PAT! PAT!]
[PAT! PAT! PAT!]
[LAUGHS]
Finn -- ha ha ha! --
you're really mixing things up
in the best of ways today.
Maybe you can solve everyone's problems,
like a cherub with his bottom out.
[LAUGHS] Okay, cool.
Hey, I'm gonna go tell the mountain.
All right. I'm gonna...
Mm! Ahh! Mm!
I'm gonna stay here this time.
[LAUGHS]
So everything's fine this time, right?
Yes! Thank you, Finn.
So the mountain is totally fine with everybody petting.
I feel great. - Right on, man.
The marauders are going crazy over the petting.
They're petting each other raw. Check 'em out.
[ALL GROANING]
That's -- okay.
T-That's -- yeah, that's fine.
They look kind of... rashy.
Hey, Finn!
Hey, man, uh, as you can see, the petting got sort of...
out of hand.
Stop that! We are done with that!
We're going back to roughhousing.
No, wait, fellas.
T-The mountain doesn't like roughhousing.
Well, we don't like not roughhouslng.
You see the problem here?
Well, what if...
what if we rotate the entire mountain 180 degrees around
so the mountain's facing the other direction?
That way, you guys can keep roughhousing,
and the mountain doesn't have to watch it.
Sounds fine with me.
What do you say, Mountain?!
That's okay.
Only if you guys promise to stay healthy
and not roughhouse after you rotate me.
That mountain can talk?
Just promise him anything. He's out of his gourd.
Uh... yeah, we'll stay healthy.
Oh-ho! Thank goodness!
All right, kids, spin me the math around.
Now I just need to set up some sort of pulley system.
No! Over here!
Don't turn him around!
If you do, I'll miss looking at his beautiful back.
It's gorgeous!
Huh? What? Really?
What?! Uh, but -- ugh.
Okay, um, maybe what we can do is --
BOTH: Excuse me. - Huh?
BOTH: We need your help.
There's no music playing, and we desperately want to dance.
Oh, uh, hold on just a second, you guys.
I'll, uh, I'll help you out in one minute, okay?
Hey! Pipe down over there!
I want some peace and quiet!
Uh, let me just, uh --
- I need to be pollinated. - Huh?
Pollinated all over to make my babies.
Everybody, please, one problem at a time.
[GROWLS]
My butt's itchy, but I can't scratch it.
This water's too cold.
ALL: Mommy.
Please keep the flies away from our mommy.
That guy stole our triangle.
They swiped my plum.
ALL: [CHANTING] We wanna roughhouse.
I'm naked! [LAUGHS]
What's happening?!
Aaah!
Everybody wants different things,
and some of them want stuff
that's exactly the thing the others don't want.
Whoa, dude, hold on.
So this guy wants this, and that guy wants that,
but, man, what do you want?
[DISTORTED] What do you want?
[SOBBING]
What do you want, baby? Why are you crying?
[SOBBING CONTINUES]
Margaret, this baby won't tell me what's wrong with it,
and it's stuck to a leaf and it stinks.
Give it here, Joshua.
This baby just needs some love and kisses to be happy.
Mwah! Mwah-mwah-mwah! - [LAUGHS]
There? See? Now it's happy.
You just kissed a boom-boom baby,
so don't expect any more sugar from me, sweetheart,
until we wash your dirty, dirty face.
[LAUGHS]
[GASPS] Hmm.
Jake, what I want is to help anyone in need
so everyone is happy.
[LAUGHS]
Wow, that's pretty corny, man, but let's do it, dude!
Whoo-hoo!
Ready over there, Mushroom Gang?
BOTH: Ready, Finn!
- Ready, dragon? - Yes, sir!
Ready, Mountain Man?
[CLEARS THROAT] I'm ready.
Go! - [ALL GRUNTING]
[CREAK!]
Hey! The flies are leaving!
[FLIES BUZZING]
[POP!] Eh! Can't hear a thing.
- Yahoo! Yeah! - Yay.
Oh!
[LAUGHTER]
Pollen! Here they come!
[LAUGHTER]
[CREAK!]
Oh! Yeah!
Yeah-hoo-hoo!
Not naked.
Hey, I can't see anything.
Is anyone roughhousing?
- No. - Radical.
And I can still see this gorgeous back.
Thank you, Finn.
You really helped everybody.
[ALL CHEERING]
Stop! I've got a problem.
Well, what's the matter?
This dolphin fell in love with me.
[DOLPHIN SQUEAKS]
That's the opposlte of a problem.
Adventure time!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪